Do you know my dad?

This is a conversation I had on instant messenger with my dad. He never uses it so it was pretty hilarious that he even started a conversation with me. If you know him, this is hilarious. If you don't know him, I hope it is still funny.


BLAKE says: (7:40:43 PM)
hi bondi it's dad.
Bonny says: (7:40:56 PM)
hey whts up
BLAKE says: (7:41:29 PM)
I dunno , let me check
Bonny says: (7:41:35 PM)
hilarious
BLAKE says: (7:42:15 PM)
I don't like hilari ,I like met
Bonny says: (7:42:27 PM)
nice spelling
BLAKE says: (7:43:01 PM)
ok here's mom
Bonny says: (7:43:16 PM)
ok
BLAKE says: (7:44:21 PM)
hi bon, I really like to quilt and most of all I really like your dad , He's awesone
Bonny says: (7:44:32 PM)
funny dad
BLAKE says: (7:45:16 PM)
no really, he's a macho sexy big stud muffin
Bonny says: (7:47:17 PM)
wow i'm laughing my pants off right now
BLAKE says: (7:47:44 PM)
This is MOM. Sometimes you have to wonder.
Bonny says: (7:48:17 PM)
well i'm not fooled
BLAKE says: (7:49:09 PM)
Really this is MOM now I had to make him move because he was just being too weird.


I hope you sensed the sarcasm in my comments. Also, apparently all caps is code for it really being mom.