To anyone who was in the vicinity of my house Wednesday night,
I'm sorry for letting my big dog go on a running rampage through the neighborhood. To the lady with the stroller across the street, I'm sorry my dog scared the crap out of you and I'm sorry I came running over screaming my guts out for you to grab him. I'm sure the last thing you wanted to do was grab him.
I'm sorry he ruined the soccer game going on in the park but thank you for playing with my little boxer puppy while I continued to chase down my sled dog (he's fast, get it?). I hope you weren't disgusted with my ugly brown sweat pants, fuzzy pink socks, and severly mismatched sweatshirt. I would not normaly go out in public looking like that. For the people eating at the pavillion, I'm sorry my dog begged for your food, but thank you for being there, otherwise he never would have stopped running. At least he is well behaved when he wants food!
Hopefully we can all meet again under different circumstances.
-BS
7 comments:
Two words: HAHA!
So, I saw the post about the Boxer but I totally didn't realize it was yours. I'm a little slow! So...you got a new dog. You're crazy! I tell ya, kids are much easier! :) What's his/her name? Olivia will be excited!
So funny. Especially the part about the mismatched clothes because it reminds me of me. This wasn't my own doing, but I left the hospital on Saturday in bright green pajama pants, a brown Cleveland Browns T shirt that is a little too tight to wear without a bra - which was the case.
HA HA HA! thanks for the laugh bon! hope you have your dog under controll!
LMAO
Best runaway dog post ever.
Part two will appear on my blog someday, I'm sure. However,it will not be NEARLY as funny as yours!
I thoroughly enjoyed that! lol....
OMGosh! This cracked me up! I can so relate. Nice to find your blog. I'm in the Blogging Your Way class with you!
that is the best esoteric apology ever, I feel like I could have written the same thing.......only about my children. ( kidding ). I found this on the blogroll for the e-course:) cheers! Gina
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